Via The Exterminator, I have decided to give this a try. I have never posted about Paris Hilton so I don’t get search engine results near as cool as his.
Simply use one of your traffic-trackers to find the phrases that people keyed into Google to arrive at your blog. (Purists like me will insist that your site show up within the first ten search returns, but that’s not absolutely necessary.) Then, use those phrases to create a verse that’s both beautiful and profound — although perhaps unintelligible.
I don’t know about Blogger but from what I can find WordPress only keeps the google searches for 7 days. I know I had some stranger ones in the past but we will have to run with these for now:
veritable
A VERITIBLE PLETHORA!
Bible verses
Atheist Liberal
Genesis 14
Do Mormons marry their cousins?
Spanish Christian verses
les album de Megadeth
JK Harris
How is JK Harris
oic.settlement.com
JK Harris class action
West Texas tarantula
snakes found in Vancouver
I AM LOOKING FOR SMALL SNAKE AS ADOPT
texas taranchula
Christian relationships gone wrong
basic jw’s beliefs
Bible against blood transfusions
can believer eat blood
JW and blood VS Bible Scripture
religions not celebrating birthdays & christmas
Trust I seek and I find in you
Killing is my business and business is good
dr. dale eastman dds
joni Eastman
walter Eastman murder
Dentist Christian Murder Suicide
University of Texas at El Paso professor
You gotta be crazy
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July 25, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Nice one! I love it.
Your googl-oem sounds like a poet’s retelling of a hard-boiled detective novel.
July 25, 2007 at 4:05 pm
My favorite line is Do Mormons marry their cousins?
Did someone have the hots for a cousin and do a search? Does someone have a cousin that’s a Mormon that is chasing after them?
July 25, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Maybe it was the McCain staff looking for more ammo against Romney.